Trying to keep the chart up with current events. The other day, Oakland declared umbrellas to be "structures" and ticketed the multi-faith "structure" that was there. The line between the real and the absurd is getting kind of tough to find these days.
It is very close the day when anyone that says something against the "good guys" will be declared a terrorist. After that day anyone that isn't supporting the tyranny will be declared terrorist!
I saw Alex Jones showing a FBI warning to all cybercafes: Any one paying cash (or with a credit card) or using a cell phone while online could be a terrorist!
I hereby invoke Poe's law.